Natasha: hey
Chris: Natasha, I'm starting to think that I was wrong for criticizing John McCain during the election. After all, he hadn't actually taken the office of the Presidency during the campaign. Really, I should only criticize candidates for what they do when they are in office.
Natasha: Erm ...
Sent at 8:26 PM on Monday
Chris: Really, it's the only standard of judgment that makes any sense. Criticize people for what they do, not what they say.
For that matter, I shouldn't criticize legislation before it is passed either, because really, we don't know what those laws will be like until they are passed. We shouldn't criticize beforehand, only afterward.
Sent at 8:28 PM on Monday
Natasha: Because ... politicians are all liars, anyway? Their words have no bearing on what they'll actually do. Oh, of course.
Just like the people they appoint don't mean anything.
Sent at 8:29 PM on Monday
Chris: Yeah, what they say doesn't matter. Just look at Bush. Nothing he said mattered. Every politician is either lying for evil (Republicans) or, lying in order to protect their secret plan for progressivism (Democrats).
Sent at 8:30 PM on Monday
Chris And no, their campaign advisors don't matter. Neither do their cabinet appointments. The candidate is the decider. They and they alone make all decisions in the government. The people they appoint are just lackeys. It is about the candidate, not his associates. To claim otherwise is akin to attacking Barack Obama over Bill Ayers.
Sent at 8:32 PM on Monday
Natasha: Exactly! Judging someone on the people they hire is precisely the same as judging them on who they met at a party a decade ago.
Sent at 8:34 PM on Monday
Natasha: And we know Obama has a secret progressive plan because so many progressives supported him during the election. It's obvious.
Sent at 8:35 PM on Monday
Chris: Actually, it is worse than judging someone about who they met at a party a decade ago. I mean, people voluntarily go to parties. Hiring people to run the government is far less voluntary than that, especially when instituting a secret plan for progressivism. Maybe Obama had a secret plan at those parties he went to, but I doubt it. I think I am kind of alone in my secret party plans, where I intend to drink alcohol and talk to other people. But I think most people don't have such secret plans at parties.
Natasha: Right, your hands are really tied when you're appointing cabinet members.
Chris: However, you reversed the cause and effect of why we know Obama is a secret progressive. It isn't because so many progressives supported him. Those progressives supported him because he had a secret plan for progressivism.
Sent at 8:37 PM on Monday
Natasha: Ok, but wait. Who told them that? I'm with you on the secret plan, I'm with you on the all knowingness of his progressive fan base, it's just ... I feel a step is missing.
Is Obama, um, in telepathic contact with them?
Chris: It's more obvious than that. Whatever Obama does is either progressive, or secretly progressive. You know it is true because it is Obama.
Sent at 8:41 PM on Monday
Natasha: He is because he is. Wow. That's NoonanZen-like. Even if it involves Republicans and Blue Dogs, yeah? Because party affiliations mean nothing.
Chris: Of course party affiliation means nothing. That's more guilt by association. Stop calling Obama a terrorist!
Sent at 8:44 PM on Monday
Natasha: No, no, please don't flame me! I agree, I agree! He could appoint Dick Cheney to head Homeland Security, it's progressive, I get it. It's Obama.
Sent at 8:46 PM on Monday
Chris: Now you're on the trolley. It is wrong to criticize anything before it happens, because it hasn't happened yet. Also, it is wrong to criticize people for who they hire, because whoever you hire has no impact on your organization.
And it is wrong to criticize Obama, because he has a secret plan.
Sent at 8:48 PM on Monday
Natasha: Okay, fine. You're absolutely right. No more unwarranted criticism (as if there was any other kind) out of me. Can we just eat now?
Chris: Are you criticizing me for not cooking dinner? Again, you are criticizing something that hasn't happened yet. You don't know. I might make dinner. But it hasn't happened yet.
Sent at 8:50 PM on Monday
Natasha: :P You, sir, are no Barack Obama. If you want to avoid criticism, you need to get yourself a secret plan.
And I hope it involves dinner. It's your turn.
Sent at 8:53 PM on Monday