Fuck the financial crisis and stimulus debate for a second - we here in Denver have a real local problem. Somehow, somebody thought it was a good idea to put up a giant 32-foot tall satan horse right outside a building that already creates super stressful situations for people. Not only does this red-eyed behemoth welcome Denver visitors with what is a menacing horse version of Zoul, not only is it crafted with strangely elaborate detail around its genitals and corn hole, it also has a blood on it chest - literally. Yes, as the Denver Post reports, "the statue has a reputation, in part because the creator, Luis Jimenez, was killed in 2006 when the torso piece swung out of control and fell on him in his studio."
As Westword reported last year, Denver International Airport already has some pretty weird occult-ish shit all over its terminals - it's kind of like an airport designed by Ivo Shandor (who, as Ray Stantz famously said, was "either a certified genius or an authentic whacko"). Now it's time to take action. Join the Facebook group and help us stop telling visitors that by driving down Pena Blvd., they are headed towards Gozer the Gozarian's Lair. As the government and banks collude to rob the nation blind, at least we can reassure ourselves we may still be able to remove the devil horse from the welcome gates to the Mile High City.