Why Ridicule Risotto?

by: Living Liberally

Tue Mar 10, 2009 at 13:45


Eating Liberally Food For Thought
by Kerry Trueman

Michelle Obama made headlines last week by using those famously toned arms of hers to sling some mushroom risotto, steamed broccoli and fruit salad at Miriam's Kitchen, a D.C.non-profit that serves homemade meals to 4,000 homeless people a year made with fresh local and organic foods instead of processed or canned foods, as the New York Times reported.

Obama told the press who gathered to watch the First Lady ladle:

I want to urge people who are listening that if you have an opportunity, to come by -- not just this soup kitchen but any soup kitchen in your community. And helping is an easy thing to do. Collect some fruits and vegetables. Bring by some good healthy food. You know, we want to make sure that our guests here and across this country are eating nutritious items. Today we had fresh risotto with mushrooms. We had broccoli. We had fresh baked muffins with carrots in it.

And my understanding is that this facility is able to provide that kind of meal for about $1.50. And that's an incredible thing to remember: that we can provide this kind of healthy food for communities across this country, and we can do it by each of us lending a hand. (hat tip: Obama Foodorama)

Living Liberally :: Why Ridicule Risotto?
Sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? Everybody knows that our reliance on cheap processed foods  is causing all kinds of diseases that disproportionately affect poor folks who can't afford pricey produce. Hey, even George Will--who still can't wrap his head around the fact that greenhouse gases are cooking our collective goose--has suddenly gotten the Gospel According to Pollan and connected the dots between our dumbass agricultural policies and fat-assed populace.

Other conservative commentators were, however, deeply disturbed by the whole event. An AP photo which showed a man using his cell phone camera to document the historic occasion of his being served by Michelle Obama sparked a tizzy in the wingnutosphere, which took offense at the idea that an individual affluent enough to afford a cell phone should be receiving free meals at a soup kitchen. Wonkette dished up a taste of these brain-dead tirades, including one from Kathy Shaidle, a blogger whose curdled rantings suggest she's learned at the fetid feet of Limbaugh. She begins by expressing that holier-than-thou-but-not-so-Christian contempt for the poor that is the hallmark of a certain kind of conservative:

Today's "poor" are the rich Jesus warned you about: fat, slovenly, wasteful of their money and other people's.

I prefer to call them "the broke."

A lot of (really naive) people are wondering (or pretending to wonder, when they're in public) how this "homeless" guy could "afford" a cellphone:

It would be better phrased: why is a guy with a cellphone homeless? Because then the question answers itself.

He spends all his (our) money on cellphones and, most likely, tattoos and drugs and booze and other crap, and has no money left for a home and food. And why should he bother? We pay for his shelter and food anyhow.

She goes on to validate my theory that wingnuts see wholesome foods as part of a vast left wing conspiracy:

What's really funny in that news story by the way is what they're serving at the soup kitchen: risotto with brocolli. Obviously some rich white liberal did the cooking that day, feeling all proud of herself, and what thanks did she get? Some lowclass loser going, "You expect me to eat this weird crap?!"

To which Salon's Alex Koppelman responded:

For the record, it was actually mushroom risotto. And her nasty "weird crap" remark? It's rice cooked in chicken stock with some vegetables, something most cultures are quite familiar with, no matter what you choose to call it. Come on.

This, in turn, elicited the following response from Shaidle:

Salon's Alex Koppelman is obviously a delusional liberal pantywaist who can't stand to have his romantic notions about "poverty" challenged (by someone who knows what they're talking about firsthand, and is also a better writer than he is.)

I'd rather be right than "nice" and "polite" -- and so would any intelligent adult who values the truth.

I'm betting Alex Koppelman is a grown man who still rides a bicycle. By choice. On the sidewalk.

This all seems like a trivial bloggy brouhaha, but it's indicative of a knee-jerk conservative mentality that feels compelled to malign liberals as broccoli-eating, bicycle-riding degenerates.

It may not be a deliberate, coordinated campaign; then again, maybe it is. Why is it that when progressives talk about the benefits our country could reap from say, investing in mass transit, or overhauling our school lunch program so that it might actually nourish our kids instead of poison them, too many folks on the right start to spew the kind of rancid rhetoric I've quoted here?

When did such wholesome and innocent things like riding a bike or liking vegetables turn into symbols of liberal decadence? Then again, take a look at the de facto head of the Republican Party, a man who evidently hasn't been on a bike or eaten a bite of fresh produce in decades. The Obamas, with their in-your-face fit physiques and ostentatiously heathy eating habits, must drive him crazy. Deepak Chopra rightly declares Limbaugh a symbol of anti-morality and offers an astute analysis of Limbaugh's appeal to his followers before concluding:

By any sane account, Rush Limbaugh is dead weight when it comes to finding a solution to anything. Like Sarah Palin, his spiritual bride, he lurks in the shadow of the human psyche, expressing the dark anger, resentment, jealousy, and vindictiveness that society can never escape.

Maybe Limbaugh will suffer a heart attack and have an epiphany that healthy foods and exercise are not, in fact, subversive liberal causes to be derided. Or maybe he'll just suffer a heart attack and die, like poor Tim Russert. That may be the only way we'll ever get Limbaugh to go organic, is when he dies and rots--from radio host to compost.


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You are obviously have a 'Seriousity Deficiency' (0.00 / 0)
You might improve it by buying a black Sedan or SUV.  Eating at fancy, over priced restaurant might help.  Buy a Bible (or Torah), but DON"T READ IT.  Print your families names in it, you must have at least 3 generations, make them up if you have to.
EAT More MEAT. People can smell the lack of seriousness in your bloodstream.

cell phones are hardly a luxury (4.00 / 5)
for those who lack a permanent home.

A friend of a friend who is a working single mom abruptly needed to leave a relative's apartment where she was living, spent a few weeks in a shelter last month, then was able to gain access to a temporary apartment, and will probably have to move again within six months.

She has a job and a one-year-old and needs her employer and day care provider to be able to reach her.

What would she do without a cell phone?

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speaking of risotto (4.00 / 3)
Here's my trick for making it taste creamy without using milk or cream (good for vegans, lactose-intolerant people or anyone trying to reduce fat):

http://www.bleedingheartland.c...

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I'm dropping out of lurker mode to thank you for that link. (4.00 / 1)
The black bean substitution for eggs/oil/water is something I'll be trying very soon -- tonight, if I've got the time.  Fingers crossed!

It's a pain dealing with my food allergies, but, fortunately for my health, I have the wherewithal to manage.  I've got to say, though, since I've been helping out at the local food and clothing pantry, wingers complaining about homeless people getting better than whitebread and processed cheese food slapped together along with a side of canned fruit cocktail just need to stick a cork in it.  I honestly don't know how most of the clients are scraping through on what they get, much less how the clients with food and health issues are even making it at all most of the time.  Healthy and nutritious food should not be a luxury only available to the middle class or better, but it often seems like it is.  

Where do people even get this idea that the homeless are rolling on easy street with all of their needs taken care of by our dedicated nanny state?  It's bizarrely divorced from the brutal reality.  Do people just want to see the poor punished?



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I still haven't tried the black bean brownies (4.00 / 1)
but when I cross-posted that diary to La Vida Locavore a while back, someone there tried it and said it was a "smashing success." Good luck!

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black beans (4.00 / 1)
I serve my family black bean in sooo many meals....now I can use them in brownies?  score!

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it worked (0.00 / 0)
for La Vida Locavore user asimbagirl:

http://www.lavidalocavore.org/...

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Ride a bike (4.00 / 4)
I was car-free from 1998-2007, I rode my bike everywhere and saved a ton of money doing it.  Because of that I am out of debt.  But I must be a rich liberal elitist since I ride a bike as an adult and eat rice.


didn't I once see... (4.00 / 1)
...George W. Bush riding a bicycle? I guess he doesn't count as a grown man....

Homeless shelters (4.00 / 4)
I used to be the budget manager for the Social Services Separtment for Westchester County, NY.  Even with free food from food banks, some of the homeless shelters served up terrible, unhealthy, but cheap food and we actually worked with them to improve the mix.  One shelter served the same meal of beans and eggs three times a day, seven days a week.  We made them improve the variety and nutrition.  In a world where canned green beans and chilli are good meals and chicken and canned green beans are the gold standard, it is nice to see meals like these.

Get a life, Rush.  Better yet, get a heart.


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