Republicans have been crushed in two consecutive elections. Not a single Republican in either the House or the Senate voted for the budget. And yet, it appears they have been holding back. Unless Democrats allow Republicans to filibuster health care, then Republicans will stop holding back and do something so tottaly ultra mega awesome that they will get back into power. Or, at least that is what Republican Senate Mike Enzi says:
The matter [reconciliation] is guaranteed to be a major partisan sticking point when the two chambers meet to hammer out a final version of next year's spending plan. If it passes, it would allow the Senate to pass Obama's proposed health care reform without the threat of a Republican-led Senate filibuster.
Sen. Mike Enzi, R-Wyoming, speaking for most of his GOP Senate colleagues, warned Tuesday that if a health-care "reconciliation winds up in the budget bill, it'll be like a declaration of war. ... I hope that that wedge doesn't get thrown in there."
Wow-I wonder what Enzi means by a "declaration of war." Will that mean Republicans won't vote for any Democratic legislation? Will they call war veterans traitors? Will they suppress Florida and Ohio voters in a successful attempt to steal elections? Will it mean they will try to impeach President Obama? Will they act like such jerks that we will wax them in a third straight election?
Democrats should be trembling over a threat of "war" from Republicans. All this time, you know that Republicans were just holding back. They wanted Democrats to win the Presidency, 14 Senate seats, 54 House seats, half a dozen Governorships and about a dozen state legislative bodies just to make things interesting. But, if Democrats actually use this head start to pass legislation of any import, they will stop holding back, and use their super-secret-awesome-win-every-time-and-there-is-nothing-Democrats-can-do-about-it tactic. And this tactic will totally wipe out any gains Democrats will make with the voters by making health care for the voters cheaper and more available.
Remember Democrats--Republicans are going to really go crazy on you if you pass health care reform without letting them filibuster it. And there is no way that giving people health care will compensate for the vast unpopularity you will suffer when the Republicans do whatever "declaring war" actually means. Nope. It's tottaly impossible. Don't let Republicans use their Super-Secret-Mega-Top-Ultra-Awesome-Forever Political Tactic on you.
(The tactic, I'm pretty sure, is basically just whining about socialism and the lack of bipartisanship on television.)
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