The Best Investment Money Can Buy!

by: David Sirota

Fri Apr 10, 2009 at 12:31


This week, I did something I've really never done in my newspaper column - I went for the full-on, all-out sarcasm/satire to make a point about our economy and our corrupt campaign finance system. You can read the column here.

Without ruining the column, let's just say I try to put on my best Billy Mays. In the get-rich-quick infomercial that has become our economy, it seems the best, highest-yield investment of all isn't in any stock or business plan, it's in politicians and political operatives. Buy a share of Permanent Washington, and you are almost guaranteed to make astronomical profit margins - 22,000 percent or higher, in many cases.

It's a sad commentary, but it's also, unfortunately, rooted in verifiable fact. And the more we expose it, the more we're able to discuss ways of fixing this systemic problem. And remember, there are efforts to fix the problem - everything from the Change Congress initiative to efforts to pass public financing of elections.

Read the whole column here.

The column relies on grassroots support - and because of that support, it is getting wider and wider circulation (a big thank you to all who have helped with that). So if you'd like to see my column regularly in your local paper, use this directory to find the contact info for your local editorial page editors. Get get in touch with them and point them to my Creators Syndicate site. Thanks, as always, for your ongoing readership and help contacting local editors. This column couldn't be what it is without your help.  

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Is that sarcasm....? (0.00 / 0)
This week, I did something I've really never done in my newspaper column - I went for the full-on, all-out sarcasm/satire to make a point about our economy and our corrupt campaign finance system.

Isn't that every column? :)

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Uh, no (0.00 / 0)
It's not every column that I pretend to be Billy Mays.

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compendium (0.00 / 0)
thought of this earlier but got distracted.
Just a thought--putting your weekly writings
in to a compilation/and/or an addendium
to your publications...

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I'd love it if your column were published (0.00 / 0)
here in Albuquerque.

But the one paper that WOULD have carried it, the (Scripps-Howard, no defunct) Tribune went out of business last year. (Remember the "Albuquerque Plan" for sharing expenses, etc, to preserve newspaper diversity?)...

And the other--now only--daily is a locally-owned elite/developer PR rag (The Journal, known locally as the Urinal) that--while it does not carry him on the front page like the Daily Oklahomophic in OKC--features Argus Hamilton inside P.1, and carries gallon of 'water' for the State Pukes...

And even if they did carry your column, David, I wouldn't spend a red cent on it, sorry...


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I think your recent frustration may be pushing you to try new things like writing mad. Combine this with satire, and you get a great formula. Works for Keith and Rachel.

Your writing has always been good, but I think sometimes people need the emotional attachment more than just the facts. Having all the facts is great. But presenting the feelings they should emote - either through sarcasm or satire or anger or all at the same time - is really powerful. Kind of like priming the well to understanding through feeling.

Keep up the good fight David.

If teaching is so easy, then by all means get your degree, pass your certification test(s), get your license, and see if you can last longer than the five years in the classroom 50% of those who enter the profession never make it to.


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