Like many progressives, I've been laughing a lot about the GOP's tea-bagging antitaxation demonstrations planned for tomorrow. But childish jokes aside, here's why these protests are so insidious. They will provide a staged, corporate lobbyist-sponsored moment for Republicans and Fox News personalities to amplify their specious objections to President Obama's tax increase for the rich, while furthering their own right-wing conspiratorial claims about liberal values. By usurping and bastardizing an iconic event from the American Revolution, they offer an ersatz grassroots movement from the right--complete and utter AstroTurf--in an attempt to reclaim the national spotlight.
As Think Progress's Faiz Shakir exclaimed last night on Fox Business as he ripped the network a new one:
These tea parties are a sham. The reason they're a sham is because they're directed by lobbyists here in D.C. ... And on top of that, you've got this network, Fox News, which is advocacy - pushing this, promoting this with all of its heart. And it is not a grassroots movement when you have Jonathan Hoenig, Neil Cavuto, Glenn Beck, Greta Van Susteren promoting this up the wazoo. That is not a grassroots movement.
When I was a kid in Philly, Veterans Stadium was known as a "career-killer" because the cement-like AstroTurf wrecked the knees and ankles of so many promising baseball and football players. Let's hope tomorrow's AstroTurf movement turns out to be a career-killer for all the lunatic Republicans and hedge fund directors and Fox shock jocks who make the wild accusations that Obama isn't from our country, or that evolution is a lie.