Morning Maybe...(The Tribute Band of Open Left Diaries) Returns

by: Paul Rosenberg

Sat Aug 01, 2009 at 08:30

Maybe Roy Blount...

doesn't know that Medicare provides a lot of preventative services, including:

• Cardiovascular  Screening
• Smoking Cessation  (Counseling to quit smoking)
• Cancer Tests
  
  • Breast Cancer  Screening (Mammograms)
  • Cervical and Vaginal  Cancer Screening (Pap Test and Pelvic Exam)
  • Colon Cancer  Screening (Colorectal)
  • Prostate Cancer  Screening (PSA)
• Shots
  
  • Flu
  • Pneumococcal
  • Hepatitis  B
• Bone Mass  Measurements
• Diabetes Screening,  Supplies, and Self Management Training
• Glaucoma Tests
• One-time "Welcome  to Medicare" Physical Exam
• Medical  Nutrition Therapy
• Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm  (AAA)
• Other Health  Information

or has higher customer satisfaction than private insurance:

(h/t Sean at "Fired Up Missouri".)

Maybe the Washington Post should hire Beevis and Butthead to take their places as reporters

Maybe you haven't seen Mike Stark hunting birthers on the Hill in the last 24 hours, and you're starting to go into withdrawal....

(and maybe Eric Cantor should think once about blaming Mike Stark for the spread of Birtherism--thinking twice would obviously be asking too much).

Maybe Rush Limbaugh thinks that if he uses racial slurs for everyone he hates, regardless of race, that means he's not a racist!....

Maybe you've got something to add to this list....