Allow me to explain how our federal government works. To begin with, by the federal government I mean Democrats and Republicans working together. And the only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pr*cks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas.
It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I'm gonna make it sh*ttier."
- Lewis Black, Nothing's Sacred
- Michigan's economy is already so bad (and it has company) that, "If Michigan's economy suddenly grew at the rate it did during the prosperous 1990s, it would be 2025 or 2030 before it recovered all the jobs it's lost in the past decade." Adding insult to injury, global warming may also take away its fruit-growing climate.
- Glenn Beck holds a race issues panel with black conservative guests, shenanigans ensue.
- Corporate lobbyists are caught writing floor speeches for both parties, changed slightly whether the speaker is a Democrat or a Republican, because evidently, Congress has figured out how to outsource their own brains.
- Catholic churches operating in DC have threatened to close homeless shelters and stop food assistance over gay marriage.
- When men are surveyed about whether they've engaged in specific behaviors, a lot of them admit to being rapists and sexual harassers. The 4% of them who rape repeatedly account for over a quarter of all violence perpetrated against women and children.
- Hilarious Twilight spoof, ahoy!
- Mangrove swamps are more valuable than the shrimp farms that often replace them. A new United Nations report has delved into the economic benefits of these and other ecosystems and found that the services they provide are generally very expensive to replace by technological means.
- Radical presentism in science fiction writing, discussed.
- Faith voices speak out on climate change.
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