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Let's review the health care debate of 2009. Democratic base: We demand X. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: That's dead on arrival. Democratic base: There's strong support for X. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I don't support it and there aren't enough votes anyway. Maybe I'll consider a Jiggered X. Democratic base: We can't accept a Jiggered X. How about an opti-X? Sen. LieberNelsnowe: We need to slow down and get this right. I think maybe I can support an opti-X. Democratic base: Yay! We no longer demand X. Opti-X it is! Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I cannot support Opti-X. Democratic base: Wait, you said... Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I said I'd think about it which I did. And I'm against it. Democratic base: Jiggered X? Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I'd strongly consider it. Democratic base: (grumble) Fine, okay. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I cannot support Jiggered X. How about Expandicare? Democratic base: (grrrr) Fine, that has some merit. We no longer demand X or opti-X or Jiggered opti-X. Instead, we demand Expandicare! Sen. LieberNelsnowe: Sorry, I can't support Expandicare. Democratic base: What! Why? Sen. LieberNelsnowe: You accepted it, there must be something wrong with it. Besides, I never said I'd vote for it. Democratic base: But you suggested it. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: I suggest a lot of things. Like this: drop Expandicare and I'll strongly consider not filibustering. Democratic base: Yay! Let's do it. Sen. LieberNelsnowe: Suckers.
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