Ross Douthat's rightwing Christmas delusion

by: Paul Rosenberg

Sat Dec 26, 2009 at 14:00


Note: Here's one of those "few scattered new diaries" I told you about.

It's Christmas time, and as befits the season, Ross Douthat has seen the enemy, and just can't wait to tell us.  Forget Islam, that's soooo  Bush/Cheney!  Douthat is all revved up for a war on pantheism:

It's fitting that James Cameron's "Avatar" arrived in theaters at Christmastime. Like the holiday season itself, the science fiction epic is a crass embodiment of capitalistic excess wrapped around a deeply felt religious message. It's at once the blockbuster to end all blockbusters, and the Gospel According to James.

But not the Christian Gospel. Instead, "Avatar" is Cameron's long apologia for pantheism -- a faith that equates God with Nature, and calls humanity into religious communion with the natural world.

Pantheism!  It's the perfect target!  There are no pantheist churches, and while some might see this as a problem, what with there being no actual enemy and all, those people just don't know their American history.  It didn't take any actual witches in Salem, nor were the Bavarian Illuminati any less disbanded in America circa 1800 than they were in France a few years earlier--not to mention that neither France nor America was Bavaria.  And, of course, Joe McCarthy's famous list of communists he waved in Wheeling West Virginia at the start of his anti-communist crusade was a blank piece of paper.

You see, this has always been the right's little secret--when there is no enemy, when no one is the enemy, then everyone is equally liable to be suspect.  If there were a pantheist church, then one could point to it and say, "There they are, the enemy!"  And everyone who wasn't there, inside that church, could breath a sigh of relief.  It's much more effective--for the right's purposes, at least, to have an invisible enemy.  An enemy that's nowhere, and therefore could be anywhere.  But above all, an enemy that can't fight back!  What better enemy could the source of all chickenhawks want?

And so Douthat breathlessly continues:

Paul Rosenberg :: Ross Douthat's rightwing Christmas delusion
In Cameron's sci-fi universe, this communion is embodied by the blue-skinned, enviably slender Na'Vi, an alien race whose idyllic existence on the planet Pandora is threatened by rapacious human invaders. The Na'Vi are saved by the movie's hero, a turncoat Marine, but they're also saved by their faith in Eywa, the "All Mother," described variously as a network of energy and the sum total of every living thing.

If this narrative arc sounds familiar, that's because pantheism has been Hollywood's religion of choice for a generation now. It's the truth that Kevin Costner discovered when he went dancing with wolves. It's the metaphysic woven through Disney cartoons like "The Lion King" and "Pocahontas." And it's the dogma of George Lucas's Jedi, whose mystical Force "surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."

No matter, of course, that Hollywood has nary a pantheist fellowship or church. There are a lot more Jews than the right is comfortable with, to be sure.  In the good old days, an earlier model Russ Douthat would just come right out and say "It's the Jews! Jews! Jews! JEWS!"  No wonder the right always pines for the good old days!  But aside from them, it's pretty much Christians of all different sorts, some rather strange, it must be admitted, a large side-dish of Scientologists, and a sprinkling of other major religions, as well some Wiccans whom Douthat might well confuse with pantheists.  He's real big on confusion, as you might be starting to imagine.

It might make sense to argue that pantheism was Hollywood's religion of choice, if anyone in Hollywood actually were a pantheist.  But calling it not just the "religion of choice" for Hollywood, but "the truth" of Dances with Wolves, "the metaphysic" of Disney cartoons, and "the dogma" of the Jedi warriors shows wanton carelessness right where a serious argument ought to be.  The Force is not a dogma.  It's something the Jedi feel.  If Douthat doesn't know this, he is perhaps the only adult in America who does not, and maybe--just maybe--he shouldn't be writing about it.  And if he doesn't know that dogma is the sort of thing that's on the opposite end of the spectrum from sensation, then maybe he shouldn't be writing about dogma, either.  The most charitable interpretation was that Douthat was just trying to not repeat himself, so he reached for some handy synonyms, but missed.  Some editor somewhere should know better.  But if he's confused about synonyms for religion, he hasn't even really tried to define pantheism itself, much less deal with that fact that many different kinds of thinking--including science--involve a view of nature that's not just inter-connected, but also fundamentally bonded in unity.

Taking a step back for a moment, I think it's fitting that Douthat is fretting over something that he can't even properly define, but that has something to do with seeing sacredness in nature--something that orthodox Christianity itself proclaims (though the Gnostic heresy does not)--at the very same time that the reality-based community is rather worried about just the opposite--the potential destruction of much of the planet as a suitable habitat for humanity, due precisely to the failure to recognize the very interdependence of nature and humanity that the movies he notes above heighten into what he rather carelessly identifies as pantheism.

Or, to put it more simply: Douthat is worried about movies while the entire planet is imperiled as a home to humanity.  Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  Douthat is doing one better--he's Nero's fiddle critic. And what bothers him about the movies is the fact that they remind us (or more likely, remind him) that what we do to the planet we do to ourselves.

You don't have to be a pantheist to see this.  You have to be an idiot not to.  And--unlike Douthat--most people are not idiots, as he himself is quick to remind us, however inadvertently:

Hollywood keeps returning to these themes because millions of Americans respond favorably to them. From Deepak Chopra to Eckhart Tolle, the "religion and inspiration" section in your local bookstore is crowded with titles pushing a pantheistic message. A recent Pew Forum report on how Americans mix and match theology found that many self-professed Christians hold beliefs about the "spiritual energy" of trees and mountains that would fit right in among the indigo-tinted Na'Vi.

Now, some of this I'd turn up my nose at too--if it were being peddled as science.  But mythos and logos are two different things, as I've written about on more than one occasion.  And if your mythos says "everything's connected" that part, at least, is a good thing.  People whose mythos doesn't say that are generally bad news.  A lot of them are outright psychopaths.  Others, economists and Republicans.

Douthat, again:

As usual, Alexis de Tocqueville saw it coming. The American belief in the essential unity of all mankind, Tocqueville wrote in the 1830s, leads us to collapse distinctions at every level of creation. "Not content with the discovery that there is nothing in the world but a creation and a Creator," he suggested, democratic man "seeks to expand and simplify his conception by including God and the universe in one great whole."

As usual, a conservative  pundit hides his ignorance by quoting de Tocqueville.  (de Tocqueville, it should be noted, was not a conservative.  They just like to pretend he was.  He wasn't a radical, either, but conservatives at the time hated democracy [many still do], whereas de Tocqueville was fascinated by it, seeing both benefits and perils.)  Quoting de Tocqueville here is a way of avoiding what I've just underscored--that the "pantheism" that has Douthat's panties in a twist is all of piece with common sense.  Indeed, the Disney cartoon "Circle of Life" is virtually ubiquitous in all human cultures, which is one of the reasons Disney adopted it in the era of global audiences.  It's the exact opposite of the purely American phenomena that quoting de Tocqueville implies.  What's more, so far as ordinary folks are concerned, it's pretty much identical with the Great Chain of Being--the traditional Christian cosmology that folks like Douthat are supposedly all in favor of.

Like I said, one seriously confused dude.

I could go on, but something (word count, perhaps?) tells me that I've pretty much reached optimal length for you, dear readers.  Still, I can't help commenting on the next paragraph as well, before leaving you adrift to fend for yourselves with the rest of Douthat's drivel, should you choose to read his whole screed.  Here is that paragraph:

Today there are other forces that expand pantheism's American appeal. We pine for what we've left behind, and divinizing the natural world is an obvious way to express unease about our hyper-technological society. The threat of global warming, meanwhile, has lent the cult of Nature qualities that every successful religion needs -- a crusading spirit, a rigorous set of 'thou shalt nots,' and a piping-hot apocalypse.

Having quoted de Tocqueville to prove he's been educated, Douthat now aims to prove he's profound, proving instead he's profoundly stupid.  So, "every successful religion" needs "a crusading spirit, a rigorous set of 'thou shalt nots,' and a piping-hot apocalypse"?  Oh, really?  What exactly is the Buddhist, Hindu, Taoist or Animist apocalypse?  And where is their crusading spirit?  OTOH, it's not just religions that have lists of dos and don'ts.  So does Emily Post.

See.  I can cite the classics, too!


p.s.  Actually, I am a pantheist.  That's how I know we have none of the nefarious power that Douthat imagines. If only!

    "The fact that the world exists, that is the mystical."  -- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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nice post (4.00 / 2)
"A cult of nature." Yes, anyone with eyes to see can tell that there is far too much respect for nature in our society. Surely we ought to try to balance out this overindulgence by building more parking lots and dumping more plastic in the oceans, no? All this nature stuff is just so... decadent.

I rarely read Douthat (0.00 / 0)
and you seem to have nailed him here, Paul.

However, I was surprised to read this morning what I considered to be a fairly accurate assessment of the Obama administration,    

sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


Nice Try! (4.00 / 1)
But I don't EVER read him, except to eviscerate him.  And I've reached my quota for the day week month year decade century millenium... time being.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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Both Douthat columns were dumb as dirt. (4.00 / 1)
We have to find a way of discussing the 'Douthat problem' without giving him page hits. I have repeatedly written the Times to suggest better conservative columns than Douthat, to no avail. Anyway in the first column he says pantheism is unsatisfactory because there is no heaven. I don't see why that has to be the case, but then again I'm reconciled to probably not going to heaven so it's not a big issue for me. In today's column he says Obama is a pragmatic liberal. Not a huge insight since both words are extremely elastic, and Douthat doesn't really offer any proof. Obama's not a liberal as I define the term, because I have seen no evidence of a social conscience.

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Nice try? (0.00 / 0)
What did you think I was TRYING to do?  I wasn't trying to defend him, he is a douchebag.  But even a douchebag is right occasionally.

I was merely pointing out that his analysis this time was not that far off.  If more Republicans started thinking that way, Obama would be in more trouble than he expects.

You can read him or not.  I don't read him much either.  But how do you know there is an evisceratable column if you don't read it first?

I am being deliberately contrarian, here Paul.  I sense entirely too much tribalism here and not enough analysis of the actual situation we are in.


sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


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Sorry, above post was meant for Paul, not for bmull. (0.00 / 0)
But since you posted too -

Why did you think today's column was "dumb as dirt"?

I thought it

1) strongly critiqued (albeit from a friendly, Republican perspective) the teabagger Obama=socialist rhetoric.

2) somewhat accurately identified Obama as someone of vague liberal sympathies who doesn't let them get in the way of "achieving something" no matter how watered down and compromised.

My point in doing this was not to boost Douthat (although I'll apologize for giving the douchebag a link if that makes you feel better).  

As for his offering proof, does he really have to?  Spending all year on this weak-tea Health Care Reform is exactly what I'd expect a "pragmatic liberal" to do.  Obama didn't have to do HCR at all.  He chose to.

But if it makes you feel better, I promise not to read Douchebag any more.  God forbid I should know what the enemy is thinking.


sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


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What's This Place Coming To? Can't A Guy Be Ironic Around Here? (0.00 / 0)
Alls I was doin' was tryina have a little Christmas cheer!

Tribalism?

Tribalism?

Sheesh!  You sure ought to know me better than that by now.  Just because conservatives are hopeless misguided that hardly means anyone else is necessarily right.  You ought to know me well enough by now to know that I know that one inside-out in 12 dimensions six ways to Sunday and back again, before you've had a chance to say "Bob's your uncle."

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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Sorry, Paul (0.00 / 0)
There's so much snarkasm going around these days (did I just coin a new word?) that it's hard for a "regular guy" to keep up anymore.  

Point taken. :-)

sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


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Did I just coin a new word? (0.00 / 0)
Nope

sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.

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Snarkasm??? (0.00 / 0)
Too good to be new, I guess.

But considering all these other words:

   * Snark Attack
   * Snark Off
   * snarkabratory
   * snarkalec
   * snarkalicious
   * Snarkanism
   * snarkasm
   * snarkastic
   * Snarkbait
   * snarkblog
   * Snarkcasm
   * Snarkdook
   * Snarked
   * snarkel
   * snarkenfreude
   * snarker
   * snarkery
   * snarketing
   * snarkey
   * snarkfest
   * snarkhole
   * snarkie
   * snarkily
   * snarkin
   * Snarking
   * snarking out
   * Snarkinson's Disease
   * snarkinZ
   * snarkity
   * snarkle
   * snarkleblast
   * snarklepuss
   * Snarkles
   * snarkling
   * snarkmooglie
   * Snarknoxious
   * snarkolepsy
   * Snarkoleptic
   * Snarkology 101
   * snarkosaurus
   * Snarkosphere
   * snarkpit
   * Snarks
   * snarkster
   * Snarkstress
   * snarktastic
   * Snarktax
   * snarkubation
   * snarky
   * Snarky Six
   * Snarky Taboodle
   * Snarky-Chopped
   * snarky-da
   * SnarkyAss

I just have to ask, what about:


* Snark Huntington's Disease
* snarkalogical
* snarkalopolis
* snarkalytic
* snarkamatic
* snarkenanny
* snarkless
* snarkopedia
* snark-o-rama
* snarktabulous
* snarktimonious

just off the top of my head in about 2 minutes?

Seems I smell a contest coming on.

Two snarks enter.  A thousand words leave.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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Hey, Paul (0.00 / 0)
unless I miss my guess, your Buffy sig is fairly new.  You haven't always it, I don't think.  And yet, when I look at your posts in the golden oldie threads, there it is.

Does the Open Left blogging software update your sig from old posts if you change it?

sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


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Yes/No (0.00 / 0)
The comments are dynamically generated with the current sig.  So individual comments aren't updated, per se, but how they appear is.

Anyone for another round of "if a tree falls in the forest..."???

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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p.s. (4.00 / 1)
Since the subject was snark (at least fleeting), I should point out that for years at various different sites, my sig line was:

</snark... no, wait, the snark never goes off


"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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Diaspar and Lys (4.00 / 1)
Are both dead ends.

Arcane, but deserving of an H/T anyway. (n/t) (0.00 / 0)


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Shooting fish in a barrel (4.00 / 1)
I was about to comment, Paul, that for all his glossy attempts at erudition -- which remind me of nothing so much as that dark abyss Hollywood falls into when it attempts to portray genius -- Douthat is much too easy a target for you.

Then I stopped to consider. Who is a worthy opponent for you on the right? I cain't think of nary a one, even when I think real hard. Someone from The Economist, maybe, or Prospect? Nah. The Economisti are all as anonymous as God, (heh) and the Tories who write for Prospect are for the most part beyond argument, at least with their colonial cousins.

So.... It being the season to be jolly and all, why not shoot the fish in the barrel. It's not much sport, but it does save ammunition. ;-)


More Or Less My Point (4.00 / 2)
When one looks at the right, looking for it's leading thinkers, one finds there are none.  Douthut doesn't even qualify as a "third-rate thinker", when you give it more than a moment's thought.  A third-string quarterback in the pros is usually a pretty damn impressive athlete, and the league is full of starters who were third-string quarterbacks for awhile--some went from that to starting virtually overnight.  Even if you reframe the comparison--say to MLB starters to AA farm team starters, you're still talking about some really solid athletes.

But Douthat?  I'm sorry, but my Dad was a college prof in English, and this Op-Ed wouldn't get him better than a "B" in my dad's book.  Probably a "B-".  So, that's about third rate at college classroom level.  (A/A+ = first rate, A-/B+ = second rate). And that's being generous.  I can think of high school classes I had where he'd get about the same grade for this sort of shoddy work.

And mind you, he's far from the worst they have. It's not for nothing he was chosen to represent them in the NYT.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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Um, Ross, try this on for size: (4.00 / 2)
"the kingdom of God does not come with your careful observation . . . because the kingdom of God is within you" (Luke 17:20-21)I'm a biblical pantheist myself, something that I'm sure gives Douthat the shakes. But then it gives me the shakes to have Douthat attempt to define what is appropriately Christian in a matter of paragraphs. " It's odd, at best, that I can relevantly quote the Bible here and Douthat doesn't bother.  

To quote it (4.00 / 2)
he would have had to read it.  

Montani semper liberi

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