Left Ed: Underpants Gnomes Education Reform

by: jeffbinnc

Sun Oct 17, 2010 at 12:57


On this site, Paul Rosenberg has written about how an "Underpants Gnomes approach to politics" sometimes plagues the left's thinking about launching a formidable opposition to president Obama. He described it thusly:
"The South Park 'Underpants Gnomes had a simple business plan:
     Phase 1: Collect Underpants
     Phase 2: ?
     Phase 3: Profit
A similar sort of thinking seems to persist with many who are justifiably frustrated with the Democrat's failure to substantially break with Republican rule:
     Phase 1: Ditch Democrats
     Phase 2: ?
     Phase 3: Progressive Victory
God, I really do wish it would work.
But it won't.  It can't.  '?' is not a plan."

In a surprisingly insightful diary this week from Sara Mead - I say "surprising" because Meade is an education reform enthusiast herself - the very same Underpants Gnomes brand is securely affixed around the necks of those who believe that improving schools is all about tinkering with structures such as standardized testing, teacher merit pay, and charter schools.

Although Meade tepidly suggests that incentive/accountability-driven reformers merely "risk" the Underpants moniker, I think the brand fits perfectly. To wit:
   Phase 1: Convert Traditional Public Schools to Standardized Test Driven Charter
   School Franchises
   Phase 2: ?
   Phase 3: Better Schools, Brighter Students

jeffbinnc :: Left Ed: Underpants Gnomes Education Reform
Meade unwittingly allows the folly of this thinking to see the light of day in the context of her criticism of the movie Waiting for Superman, pointing out that a movie that is ostensibly a clarion call for "quality teachers" never shows what quality teachers actually do in the classroom.

In response, Robert Pondisco at Core Knowledge Blog quite rightly points out:

"If Waiting for Superman is incurious about what happens inside the classrooms of low-income children that's because ed reform is incurious about it. The ed reform agenda is all about structures - charters, contracts, data, funding, accountability, etc. - not what teachers teach and kids do in school all day" (emphasis his).

Although Meade counters that there are reformist favorites who have addressed issues of curriculum and instruction, her reference points are remarkably shallow (Education Trust) and lacking in a significant research base (Doug Lemov). That's because the reformist agenda by and large is to ignore the research and thinking borne from decades of progressive philosophy in public education - philosophy that has been rejected not only by corporatists like Meade but also by the ruling education establishment that's been impressed on our nation's school children since The Sputnick Effect established the meme of "America's failed schools."

The current crop of education reformists is no different from the shrill bullying that public school educators endured from the Reagan years. The cues are all the same: America's schools are "broken," teachers need to be made more "accountable," reforms" conceived by an alliance of the business community and conservative technocrats in government need to imposed "for the sake of the children."

For sure, the current proponents of "reform" have updated their language, Teachers, for instance, are now equated with terrorists. Devastating hurricanes are welcomed as opportunities for progress. And the meme spawned by Bush doctrinaire "you are either for, or against" divisiveness is used to ridicule anyone opposing reform measurements as a "status-quo clinger."

In the meantime, the reformists make their devotion to the Underpants Gnome belief in structural change sacrosanct, calling it, as they did earlier this week in the Washington Post, a "Manifesto" on behalf of the "have-nots" in our society. Merely pointing out that none of these structural changes are in fact likely to lead to their intended results - that is, if the intended results really are to advance the learning of our nation's youth - gets you called "knee-jerk" and "one-sided," as I was in this Quick Hit here on Open Left.

In shore, it seems that if you question a policy that insists upon imposing massive new structures on schools without their consent, and especially when there's no substantial proof that these structures will in fact lead to the results promised, then you are being "one-sided."

By the way, if you really need any further proof that there's something wrong with policies imposing charter schools as a cure-all for failed education systems, then this New York Times story, courtesy Open Left commenter FunkyGal, is required reading.

"President Obama created a grant program to copy his block-by-block approach to ending poverty. The British government praised his charter schools as a model. And a new documentary opening across the country revolves around him: Geoffrey Canada, the magnetic Harlem Children's Zone leader with strong ideas about how American education should be fixed.
Last week, Mr. Canada was in Birmingham, England, addressing Prime Minister David Cameron and members of his Conservative Party about improving schools.
But back home and out of the spotlight, Mr. Canada and his charter schools have struggled with the same difficulties faced by other urban schools, even as they outspend them.

While I admire Canada's efforts to "save a community and its kids," and I would not call his attempts "failed" merely on the basis of test scores (as reformists are apt to do in their judgments of traditional public schools), it is inexcusable for him to proclaim, as he did on Education Nation, that fixing broken schools "is not about money" while at the same time his schools get two-thirds of their funding from the likes of Goldman Sachs so he can offer small class sizes and wrap-around services - the very things that traditional public educators have been clamoring for, to no avail, for years.

There is really only one correct conclusion to reach from this story. And teacher-edublogger Tom Hoffman explains it quite succinctly:

"You either have to give up some of your faith in the miracle of the high performing charter school as the solution to our problems, or some of your faith in the reliability of narrow measures based on test scores and, in particular, the efficacy of more complex value-added measures."

Either way spells doom for ed-deform arguments. That is, if those arguments were indeed based on anything more than an Underpants Gnomes approach to improving public schools.

This Week's Duncehat Award: Ken DeRosa
When Valerie Strauss points out how our President and the media ignore the influence that poverty has on student achievement the ed deformers get enraged as D-Ed Reckoning's Ken DeRosa showed recently.

His claim, in a nutshell, is that the fact that Asian students, despite their poverty levels, have higher achievement than any other racial or ethnic group of students proves that there has to be another more important variable than poverty influencing student achievement. "Asian children with parents having only a high school diploma performed better than black children with parents having graduate degrees," he points out.

However, instead of rejecting outright that there is a consistent positive relationship between parental income or parental levels of education and student achievement (a correlation that is undeniable), he instead insists that there is an "invisible variable" at work.

And what is that invisible factor? he only hints at.

But even if he is right - that there is something about what happens in Asian households (parenting habits, for instance, or nutrition) that matters more than poverty - that only proves that the determining factor is still outside the control of schools. Unless of course he wants schools telling parents how to raise children.

The difference between school-based factors that influence achievement and factors outside of schools' control is a distinction that in no way does the ed reform movement want to discuss. And they'll go to any lengths to avoid that discussion.


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Another Stellar Post (4.00 / 5)
And not just because you're spreading the Underpants Gnome meme!

No. What makes these posts so good, Jeff, is that you manage to keep beating your head against the same damn wall, week after week, and yet you find ways to make it seem fresh and new--and even something that we could eventually make some progress on.

Say, that couldn't have anything to do with what makes for being a good teacher, now could it?

And perhaps equally significant, the difficulty of keeping this attitude alive & transmitting it to others--that difficulty couldn't have anything to do with the decades-long conservative attack on America, undermining all our institutions, shipping our jobs overseas, and relentlessly attacking altruism and public-mindedness?

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


Thanks Paul. (4.00 / 1)
I do see a perfect alignment between what I'm writing about and those great posts Mike has been doing the last week or so here on OL informing us about the wave of corporate money coming from abroad that is threatening our democracy. Every week brings a new and different form of the relentless assault by the corporate oligarchs determined to advance their power at the expense of the well-being of the general population, be the channel for their malfeasance public education or elections.

Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...

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Thanks Paul. (0.00 / 0)
I do see a perfect alignment between what I'm writing about and those great posts Mike has been doing the last week or so here on OL informing us about the wave of corporate money coming from abroad that is threatening our democracy. Every week brings a new and different form of the relentless assault by the corporate oligarchs determined to advance their power at the expense of the well-being of the general population, be the channel for their malfeasance public education or elections.

Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...

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Agree with Paul's assessment (4.00 / 3)
Jeff, have you seen this one yet?  This was linked to by a Facebook friend of mine.  sorry if it's been posted already but I've been on vacation for much of the past few weeks and haven't kept up.

In Houston, Diane Ravitch challenges school reformers face to face

At least some dialog, some walking into the lions' den.

On the subject of ethnic differences in scholastic achievement, my mother comes at this from a somewhat different angle.  My niece (Jewish) attends an elite public High School in New York and my mother has attended several events there, and often remarks on the predominance of Asian kids and parents at such events.  She wonders, where are all the Jewish kids and parents, who used to predominate at such events a generation or two ago.  The obvious answer is that Jewish families today sit much higher in the social structure than their parents and grandparents did (approximately where WASPs sat back in the day), and now have other paths (private schools, business connections, legacies, etc.) to elite educational achievement and economic success, whereas in earlier generations, education was widely perceived as the key to success, and the only key to success, by many if not most of the ethnic group.

The question is, and I don't have any answers here, how do these critical masses of families within a subgroup form (usually ethnic but doesn't have to be) of people who believe in and strongly pursue education for their children?

And by the way, it's not all a good thing by any means.  You should see my sister and her husband go on about the pressure to do things like get SAT tutoring and PSAT tutoring (yes, PSAT tutoring) for their brilliant daughter.  This pressure comes from the daughter, who, in spite of her stellar intelligence and academic performance, has somehow fallen into the belief that things like test tutoring and admission to an Ivy League school are essential to her future success - which is what her peers believe.

My thought is that as long as people are force-fed into and buy elitist neoliberal assumptions about what "success" is, we will be fighting rearguard actions.

sTiVo's rule: Just because YOU "wouldn't put it past 'em" doesn't prove that THEY did it.


Ugh! (4.00 / 1)
If only this:

You should see my sister and her husband go on about the pressure to do things like get SAT tutoring and PSAT tutoring (yes, PSAT tutoring) for their brilliant daughter.  This pressure comes from the daughter, who, in spite of her stellar intelligence and academic performance, has somehow fallen into the belief that things like test tutoring and admission to an Ivy League school are essential to her future success - which is what her peers believe.

were the worst of it.  At least it would appear to end with college.

But the worst of it is that this is precisely the neo-liberal mindset we see manifest in Obama with his 70% of his checklist ticked off since his inauguration--and not the slightest bit of awareness that the checklist has almost zero intersection with any sort of realworld change that the people who elected him were looking for.

People who get the sort of education that this young lady are looking for will be constitutionally unable to understand how utterly divorced from reality they are.  That disconnect is the very essence of their education.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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FWIW (4.00 / 1)
We live on Long Island surrounded by Orthodox Jewish families that send their kids to private religious schools. Which seems like a wasted opportunity to me, for their kids to interact with our kids and vice versa. However, it's not about getting a quality education from the public schools. Instead it appears to be about controlling every word and every child their Orthodox children will encounter in their academic lives. It's the opposite of what I grew up with as a mutt (Irish, German, French Catholic) whose parents sent us to private schools because they didn't believe the California public schools were academically rigorous enough. Indeed, it leads to opposite world encounters like the Orthodox kid who pointed to me and told his Dad I was a man without a hat when in the real world outside our community, 90% plus men don't wear yamulkes (sp?).

As for the tutoring pressure, and looking back as a middle aged adult, I'm impressed with how many things I was told to believe in as a teenager turned out to be completely untrue. One of them is that you must go to an Ivy League school to be a success. I have a high school friend who drove trucks for UPS for the past thirty years and now is on the verge of retirement. While they have been frugal with their money, and invested in real estate, and have no kids, they're far better off than me with my University of Michigan degree and all the rest. Who would've known?

Of course, the real advantage of the Ivy League schools is that they create a clique of people disposed to help each other and those cliques, in turn, often wind up in high places. I recall, for example, fresh out of college, being mystified that going to Harvard was a credential for getting into NY publishing houses as a flunky editor and/or writer. You could get access without the degree. But it was a lot easier to be pre-vetted by your Ivy degree and Harvard. That aspect of elite schools will never go away.

But the real key and secret to education success has been mentioned here a number of times. It's not the book learning. It's the interaction with teachers and other students and parents and community that, together, teach you how to be flexible in making decisions, in defining problems, and in getting along in this world. It's simplistic to say that checking off items on a list (e.g. an Ivy League education) is the key to success in this society. It's the personal skills, the ability to learn, the ability to get along in constructive ways, the ability to deal with disappointment and change, that matters far more than any checklist.


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Thanks! (0.00 / 0)
No I had not seen any coverage of Ravitch's appearance before the KIPP crowd in Houston. Bless her. She tirelessly speaks truth to power is such a persuasive way. Thanks again for sharing this!

Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...

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re: ravitch (4.00 / 1)
Questioning statistics used in the pro-charter documentary, Waiting for Superman, Dr. Ravitch picked up on that movie's comparison of Finland's educational success to our own relatively poor performance. She pointed out Finland has fewer tests, stronger unions and four times the level of social service spending for children as in the United States.

ha!


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Ha! Ha! (4.00 / 1)
I agree with your comment and would enthusiastically add to it.   What is the difference between the high achieving schools IN THE USA compared to the poorly achieving schools in the USA?   Same damned public school system, different results!  

In my county in MI, we must have at least 28 different school districts; and guess what.  The schools full of rich/affluent kids are kicking ass.  They graduate 98% of their students, who get high/perfect scores on the ACT, and go to U of M - if not some Ivy league institution.   Even the best paid of the MI schools get half per student than this "charter" gets, and they are outperforming it by 10x.  

Waiting for Superman and Obama's education plan are both scams.  Public schools aren't broken.  Schools in areas of high poverty are broken, and Obama and Duncan are just making sure they get to break the rest of them.  Breaking the unions is icing on the cake, if not the goal.   In some ways, I wish they would get it over with and hand out vouchers.  Then parents can tell the poor schools and the schools burdened with unfunded mandates by the government to kiss their asses and leave.   Another travesty in our schools are student code of conducts that read like a list of criminal charges.  Then to make damn sure kid behaviors really get criminalized, the have police liaisons in every middle/high school who get involved in everything.   Student, first amendment rights?  That's funny.  Get into a tussle on the playground, criminal assault.  Get fresh with a girl, criminal sexual conduct; stay on school property after 3:30, trespassing and loitering; and the list goes on.   Principal interrogates without parents or a lawyer while the cop stands outside the door.  Then the principal tells the cop, and kids mistakes all involve criminal charges, lawyers fees, and expulsion to home schooling for those too young to attend alternative/diploma mills.  

The school parts that are broken are broken because the damned government is knee deep in micro-managing them.  


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Spot on (4.00 / 3)
In shore, it seems that if you question a policy that insists upon imposing massive new structures on schools without their consent, and especially when there's no substantial proof that these structures will in fact lead to the results promised, then you are being "one-sided."

The whole "reform" discussion is completely one sided and that's the key problem. Public education is failed and we must scrap everything and start over! is not a statement based in reality let alone research best practices. What it is a an organized attempt to discredit anyone within the system who might actually have ideas based on actual practice and be able to see through the scams the reformists are peddling.

Good post Jeff.

If teaching is so easy, then by all means get your degree, pass your certification test(s), get your license, and see if you can last longer than the five years in the classroom 50% of those who enter the profession never make it to.


Follow the $$ (4.00 / 2)
Besides there is money to be made from charter schools and the charters further atomize society because they are not community based. Its all part of the privatization and corporatization of everything.

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Amen brother/sister. n/t (0.00 / 0)


Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...

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The consequences of underwear gnomery everywhere we look (4.00 / 2)
Maybe I read too much science fiction in my youth, but in imagining our successors digging in the weed-covered mounds we leave behind, I have the feeling that they'll be as shocked as our archaeologists once were in places like Mexico City to find that the deeper they go in the ruins of our culture, the more graceful, artistic and technologically superior the artifacts are likely to be.

Isn't is a disgrace, folks, that the Declaration of Independence is going to be unearthed 20 meters deeper in what remains of our folly than the Contract with America, or that the ruins of a Wal*Mart super store will be encountered equally far above the art deco murals of a WPA post office?

No? Well, then, never mind. Banish everyone who remembers what schools were supposed to be for, and go on about your business. Your gladness will surely come to pass.


Even Architecturally (4.00 / 2)
Here in LA people like to think we have no history.

But of course, our 1920s Art Deco buildings put almost everything more recent to shame.

And a couple hundred years before that, we have our various and sundry adobe missions.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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My Dream (0.00 / 0)
Has always been to live on the California coast in a mission tiled adobe surrounded by lemon trees on a bluff near the ocean and the hills. While the missions didn't help the California natives, it did create beautiful architecture. Plus you have all the architecture from the last century that, in various ways, riff'd off the mission style by building on it (Art Deco) or ignoring it (Modernism).

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Well, since the documents of our civilization aren't carved in stone... (0.00 / 0)
...anymore it's somewhat questionable if the archeologists of the 31st century will be able to make much sense of what they'll find. What will turn up in those digs, really? Concrete basements and some rusty tanks, along with widespread traces of complicated carbon based compounds (what we call plastics, but the archaeologists prolly won't know that). If we want to leave some informations for future generations, we should invest more efforts into conserving information in a way that will survive even a possible destruction of our societies.

Not my idea, btw, but an well known area of concern for many archaeologists and historians. There have been countless warnings in the last years that our "digital" era may leave LESS informations for future generations than all other ages before.


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So they say.... (4.00 / 2)
I spent my career in an academic library, most of it in bibliographic data management, so I'm familiar with the debate. For various reasons too complicated to repeat in a comment, I'm not persuaded by the atavists -- paper lasts 300 years, electrons can vanish overnight, what if the power goes out, future machines won't be able to read today's data formats, etc. -- I think that their concerns are overblown.

In fact, I'm in the process of writing a long piece on just that subject. I'll send you a link if and when I ever finish it. (There's just to much in the way of juicy politics these days to keep my mind focused on the distant, rather than the immediate future.)


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Fascinating! (0.00 / 0)
Yup, I'm VERY interested in reading this. Here's hoping you'll manage to finish that paper soon!

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Librarians In The Family (0.00 / 0)
My sister was public library reference librarian, before going into a third career as college prof.

My brother-in-law once removed (?) is a college reference librarian.

I'm sure there are others as well, but they're all lost in the stacks.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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If you wouldn't mind (0.00 / 0)
sending me the link too, I'd appreciate it.

Politics is the art of the possible, but that means you have to think about changing what is possible, not that you have to accept it in perpetuity.

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Nine percent. (4.00 / 1)
A quick calculation yields the result that children only spend about 9% of their lives through the age of 18 in school (grades 1 -12).

I'm constantly stunned and frustrated that the other 91% of their lives is barely factored into the conclusion of the 'success' or 'failure' of their teachers.

I've got more to say on this subject, but I'm being called for dinner.


Come back next week and give us your "say." (0.00 / 0)
We're here every Sunday at OpenLeft.

Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...

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Suggestions on an Education Education (0.00 / 0)
I would like some advice about what to read to get a good idea of the state of education in the U.S.  My personal experience of the public schools has been good, so I am skeptical of people who claim the entire system is broken.  

How do I get started in understanding the true problems?

Thanks.


Thanks for asking. (4.00 / 1)
Diane Ravitch's recent book: The Death and Life of the Great American School System lays out the current situation very well.

You can also keep up with the blog she shares with Deborah Meier called Bridging Differences.

A good book with a global perspective is Yong Zhao's Catching Up or Leading the Way.

At the Washington Post, Valerie Strauss' blog The Answer Sheet is a must read.

A personal favorite of mine is the blog Schools Matter.

For a daily feed of the nation's education news, subscribe (for free) to ASCD SmartBrief

And of course, visit Left Ed every Sunday here at Open Left and check out my archive of past posts.

Save Our Schools! March & National Call to Action, July 28-31, 2011 in Washington, DC: http://www.saveourschoolsmarch...


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Thanks (4.00 / 1)
Thank you - I am a reader and will read!

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