Amid all the talk of momentum here this weekend, a nagging feeling that a sizable portion of Democrats are sheeple has returned to me. I first felt this way in the 2004 primaries, when my favorite candidate, Howard Dean, saw a large national lead turn into a large national deficit in one week. Even though I am less perturbed by the direction of momentum this time around, why do about one-quarter of all primary voters seem to base their choice on the results of caucuses and primaries in other states? Is there any conceivable way that is a dignified or rational choice? Here are the possible reasons I can think of for people switching their preference based on the results of early state caucuses and primaries:
- Some Democratic primary voters think Iowa and New Hampshire Democrats the cool kids in the country, and they want to be like them. So, in order to be like the cool kids, aka Iowa and New Hampshire Democrats, these primary voters decide to vote like them.
- If a Democrat wins Iowa or New Hampshire, to some Democrats that must mean that their friends and co-workers always liked that person, even though their friends and co-workers don't live in Iowa or New Hampshire. So, in order to fit in with their friends and co-workers, they claim they were supporting that candidate all along, too.
OK, I admit those reasons are just insulting snark. Anyway, leaving that detour in the post aside, here are some actual reasons:
- Democratic primary voters who were not paying close attention to the campaign during 2007 tune in for the first time around the start of the early primaries. Candidates surging to victory are shown smiling while wearing flowing white robes and standing in front of huge crowds of cheerful worshipers while, by way of contrast, the media might as well give out wedgies and noogies to the candidates who lose. So, for people just tuning in, the winners of the early states just look better.
- Some Democratic primary voters like a candidate, but don't want to vote for him or her if they think he or she can't win the election. They do, after all, want their votes to matter, and so they won't throw those votes away on longshots.
- Some Democrats don't care about the primary, and just want to support whoever wins in order to beat the Republicans.
These are the basic reasons for momentum, but really, are they any less indicative of the soul-slurping presence of sheeple? The first reason is people just basically falling hook, line and sinker for distorted media coverage. The second makes some sense in a multi-candidate field, but why would anyone think that way about either Obama or Clinton this time around? Those two candidates have been the national leaders for the past year, and the national media has consistently played up an Obama vs. Clinton two-way campaign narrative. As such, if you preferred Obama to Clinton, even if you thought Obama couldn't not defeat Clinton, I fail to see why wouldn't you vote for Obama anyway, since that is the only choice that matters in a two-way primary.
The third reason is pretty much the definition of acting like a bunch of sheeple, although at least it is a rational form of sheeple behavior. I hope that is actually the main cause for momentum among Democratic primary voters, because every other option is not only acting like a bunch of sheeple, but acting like a bunch of irrational sheeple. And yes, before you say anything, I am quite away of how elitist this post is.
Update: For the record, just in case anyone thinks this is bitterness surrounding my favorite candidate (Edwards) it isn't. The idea for this post came when my older brother, an Obama supporter, called Democrats "sheeple" this afternoon when I told him the average bounce for winning Iowa and New Hampshire is a net 33%. And, as I pointed out today, Edwards is actually getting a larger bounce than Obama nationwide, so this isn't about my favorite candidate.
No, this post isn't born out of bitterness. It is born out of elitism, as I noted.
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