McCain Camp Breathlessly Seeks Conspiracy To Attack Military Service

by: Chris Bowers

Tue Jul 01, 2008 at 16:30


The McCain campaign is really, truly, and desperately seeking people who will attack his military service. It now appears that this is the one thing that the McCain camp desires for this campaign to be about, above all else. In fact, not only do they utterly, feverishly, and passionately hope that people will attack McCain's military service, they even believe that there is a conspiracy underway to do so. Check out this unhinged comment from the McCain campaign, breathlessly arguing, in the manner of a frustrated teenager, that there is a conspiracy to attack his military service:

If you didn't think this was a coordinated attack on John McCain's credentials before, it's clear now that it is. Barack Obama's surrogates are telling the McCain campaign to "calm down" about attacks on his military record? Seriously? Now somehow Wes Clark's attacks are John McCain's fault?

Wow. This is an official statement from a dignified, presidential campaign? Lots to pick at here:

  • The McCain campaign "seriously" used the one word, rhetorical question "seriously" in an official campaign press release? OMG. What a dork. Like, his campaign should start acting more presidential, and stop acting so totally gay.

  • Do presidential campaigns usually declare their belief in conspiracies in such a public and aggravated fashion? It is certainly reassuring to see someone running for President of the United States to take such a calm, rational approach to something to incredibly important as what a couple of high ranking, retired military types said on television. It reeks of the sensible, retrained judgment that the most powerful person in the world should demonstrate.

  • Actually, if no one attacks you military service, and then you claim that people attacked your military service, then the attacks are in fact your fault because you made them up yourself.

The McCain campaign is coming unglued on this one. Democrats could do a bit better job responding, and not accept the premise of the ludicrous charges that the McCain campaign is putting out, but I'm starting to think that the McCain campaign will look whiny, overly sensitive, and unhinged with this entire line of attack. Obama actually is improving his standing in the daily tracking polls during this incident, so preliminary evidence backs me up on this one.  

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Words or phrases we want to see in Obama's next press release (4.00 / 1)
ZOMG!

Chill out.

What. Ev. Ah.

Oh-no-he-dih-uhn! (or equivalent phonetic spelling)


Offensive, at best, Chris. (0.00 / 0)
OMG. What a dork. Like, his campaign should start acting more presidential, and stop acting so totally gay.

Find another negative adjective besides "gay."  I get what you are doing . . . the idiom thing . . . but it's still nasty to read.

Sorry.


Unintentional, I'm sure... (0.00 / 0)
...but we don't want Chris' great reputation inadvertently tarnished by a poorly chosen idiom.

Make the edit Chris, so we can all stay on message!  We all think you're great! :-)

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I don't think people are (0.00 / 0)
listening to McCain.  Holidays are coming up.  I think this tact will fail.  

Three things are going on here (4.00 / 1)
One, they really don't want anyone getting too close to McCain's military service record. They want to make it as off limits as Bush's TANG service.  Because it really doesn't bear too close scrutiny.  Check Aravosis on some of this over the last few days.

Another reason, as I said below, is that they don't want the national security issues to be debated on the basis of judgment or policies for the future, because there McCain loses.  If it is on "experience" then McCain wins, even if it is not "executive experience".

Third, I think Obama is making inroads in GOP constituencies, like (especially younger) evangelicals.  They want the emphasis off his faith-based speech and off him in general.  Better terrain for them is rumor and faux outrage about surrogate's statements.

I think we can chill out and watch this unfold a bit.  I smell some desperation in the McCain camp, and yes, they are overplaying their hand. They ussually do.  

John McCain--He's not who you think he is.


In my experience it is quite common for the elderly... (0.00 / 0)
to believe in conspiracies.

Maybe next McCain will tell us about the Goverment weather machine that's ruining his tomato plants.


This Is A Battle Between Two Incompetent Campaigns (0.00 / 0)
Usually, it's only the Democrats who have an incompetent campaign.

This time, it's both of them.

Wheeeee!

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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