Some People Are Upset The Middle Ages Ended

by: Chris Bowers

Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 17:03


After several conservative commentators blamed the financial crisis on ethnic minorities, now some are stepping up to the plate and blaming it on God's wrath for our sexual sins:

In a September 25th blog post titled 'The Nation Will Right Itself If It Fixes Sex', Christian Civil League of Maine Executive Director Michael Heath writes that the financial crisis facing Wall Street is a symptom of America's sinful sexual culture, including the acceptance of gay unions.

"Our crisis is a symptom, not the cause," writes Michael Heath. "I am not saying I know whether this financial crisis is God's judgment or not. It is not for me to know that definitively."

Heath goes on to list policy changes that would make God "crack a smile," including: End abortion rights and defund non-profit groups supporting it, amend state constitutions to ban gay marriage and eliminate domestic partnerships and civil unions for gay and lesbian couples, and end discrimination against private religious schools and homeschools.

This is exactly how monks in medieval Europe would explain the problems facing a group of people: bad stuff happened to you because God punished you for sinning. Wars, famine, disease were all explained this way. It is, um, uh, interesting to see this line of thought alive today in the United States of America.

From a "more Democrats" perspective, it is important to keep in mind that this is what we are up against: rank medievalism and anti-modernity. The good news is that this "God is punishing us for our sins" explanation of the problems we face isn't getting many takers from the public. Even the Georgia Senate race, as confirmed by two polls in the last two days (see here and here), is now within two and a half points because of this meltdown. If the Georgia Senate race is now too close to call, then the number of Democratic pickup opportunities is enormous. There are going to be a whole lot of "more Democrats" in 2009.

The key is to make sure that those "more Democrats" are also "Better Democrats." Over at the Better Democrats Act Blue page, we have a selection of eight challengers who we promise will all be of the Better variety. I believe that every single one of them are candidates that either Matt or I have personally met, who also would have voted correctly on both FISA and the Iraq war, and all, or virtually all, of them also singed the Responsible Plan to end the war in Iraq. With the current political environment, they all have a good chance right now, and by contributing today you can make a difference in their campaigns. Even though Act Blue was down for about three hours today, we are still more than halfway to our goal of 100 contributors today, Let's push that over the top, and move closer to a progressive governing majority.

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Glenn Beck:

   [GLENN] BECK: I can't look at Barney Frank any more. I can't take it.

   [JONAH] GOLDBERG: I almost think he should be in jail! I almost think the guy should be in jail!

   BECK: Oh I do too! I absolutely do. I think - honestly, I think we should have at least, bare minimum, we should have stockades in front of the Capitol building. Some of these people are out and out criminals on what they have done. [...]

   GOLDBERG: It is an incredibly poisonous situation. You know in the middle ages, Harry Reid would have his stomach cut open and a half-starved weasel thrown in, for the kinds of things he's doing. It's outrageous!



I do believe that Beck and Goldberg would (0.00 / 0)
fit in perfectly in a primitive vicious fundamentalist society like Taliban controlled Afghanistan.

[ Parent ]
At least he has his history straight (4.00 / 2)
Providing liquidity to a collapsing derivative market has traditionally been punished by half-starved weasel.

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personally, (4.00 / 1)
i blame the witches.

It's time:the albany project.

I think I phone-banked his sister in Maine (0.00 / 0)
the other day. Woman who railed against Tom Allen for being pro-choice. So I told her how pro-choice Susan Collins is, too--and said that Allen is pro-life when it comes to ending the war.

Couldn't believe I was saying that pro-Alito Collins counts as  pro-choice, and saying it like that's a bad thing ...


Scary stuff (0.00 / 0)
It's quantity and quality. I think we have a real shot at at least 58 Senators. Not sure about the House but I wouldn't be surprised if we netted another 30+ seats.

As for quality, I'd put some cash in but I just spent all my savings on 200 of those Snorgtee double-meaning-of-mouse tees.


What About Stoning Witches??? (0.00 / 0)
Surely there is no way to ensure full economic recovery, if we do not return to the practice of stoning witches.  All this other stuff that Heath writes about may be good for a brief rally here or there, as God "cracks a smile".

But to really get Him rolling with laughter, there's nothing like stoning a witch to death!  

"Senate passes expanded GI bill despite Bush, McCain opposition"


DOH (0.00 / 0)
seriously! not so loud. they might get ideas.

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Well (0.00 / 0)
we tried slaughtering infidels but He was still not appeased, so maybe it is the witches. Worth a try.

Montani semper liberi

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LOL (4.00 / 1)
"I am not saying I know whether this financial crisis is God's judgment or not. It is not for me to know that definitively."

I am not saying I know whether Michael Heat secretly enjoys blowing crystal meth smoke up Ted Haggard's ass. It is not for me to know that definitively.

"I think the economic logic behind dumping a load of toxic waste in the lowest wage country is impeccable and we should face up to that."
-Lawrence Summers


Bring out yer dead... (0.00 / 0)
Bring out yer dead...

Greetings Open Left! (4.00 / 4)
I just wanted to stop by and say a quick thank you to Open Left for helping raise funds for "Better Democrats." I really appreciate the support and when I'm elected to the Senate, I will always stand up for the progressive principals we share.

Good luck Jeff (0.00 / 0)
We're all rooting for you.

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Nonsense (4.00 / 2)
I'm thinking the same thing reading that passage, but even "Middle Ages" is generous.  Why is it any crazier that maybe Artemis and Hera are behind the Palin pick?  And Hermes is shaking up the markets because he's a homophobe.  Poseidon sure is ticked off right now sending all these hurricanes our way.  

What are we all doing blogging??? Quick, someone bury a spearhead in a peat bog!


Whaddaya wanna bet (0.00 / 0)
that Michael Heath has a certified piece of the True Cross available for a small donation? I'm sure if we pooled our money and bought one, God would smite Republicans and leave Congress to us.

I'd settle for a few frog marches (0.00 / 0)
and a bum's rush, or two.

Start with Paulson. I don't know that he's a criminal, but I'd feel much safer if he is not included in whatever organization is assembled to disperse all the money these congress critters seem intent on throwing at this problem.

If he's serious, and this is REALLY about saving the world's economy, then he won't mind stepping aside and going back to the private sector while some one else writes the checks.



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