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I'll try to live-blog it. I have some admiration for both Sarah Palin and Joe Biden, for different reasons. Let's start with Palin. My read says that, far from most of our initial reactions, she's no cunning politician, she's really just a hockey Mom with little to no understanding of foreign policy matters, economics, or most importantly, the right way to spout political gibberish. She's up against a legendary gibberish pusher, Joe Biden, a man so experienced and credible that he voted for the war in Iraq. Both of these individuals have children serving in the military, which is actually quite refreshing.
Republicans are making noises about Palin going after Biden on foreign policy blunders, which sounds kind of ridiculous if you respect DC gibberish. The problem is that Palin just can't do the plain spoken hockey Mom shtick without cue cards, so most of us are going to be watching with an immensely nervous sense of dread, like when you don't know where that sentence uttered in a wedding toast by that kind of racist drunk guy will end up heading. You know, cringe-worthy. Not that Bush isn't cringe-worthy, and frankly, I watched a performance of Dan Quayle's 1992 debate against Gore, and Quayle is friggin' brilliant compared to Palin or Bush.
Anyway, I guess I just have sympathy for Palin because I think she genuinely doesn't know what she's doing. I don't think she's some religious right cipher - she didn't even know to dog-whistle to the Dred Scott decision when asked about Supreme Court cases, and that's basic stuff. She's literally just kind of an apolitical hockey mom who happened to be picked for Vice President. She's profoundly ignorant and incredibly and obviously mean, but in a weird sort of fresh way, different from the usual disastrous politicians we have to tolerate She brings in an entirely different style of awfulness, a sort of real life 'Mr Smith Goes to Washington', only it's 'Mean Cheerleader Goes to Washington for No Reason'.
So anyway, I admit I'm behind on my Palin obsession, since I've been irresponsibly paying attention to this $700 billion give-away of our future to Wall Street. But now I'm back in the saddle, and ready to watch the Britney-esque freak show continue.
Man, Biden talks a LOT. Folks.
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