As you can see, the campaign is getting much tighter. Obama's lead is growing slowly over the past eleven days, which means that the campaign is getting tighter. Don't think about that sentence, just accept it. An increasing Obama lead means the campaign is getting tighter. Plus, the Politco told me it was getting tighter:
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press" that he can "guarantee" a win on Nov. 4 in a squeaker victory that won't be clear until late that night.
McCain spoke amid signs of a tightening race, and reports of renewed determination among his staff, which is badly outgunned in both money and manpower.
It is true. McCain's staff has renewed determination. And Obama's lead is growing, which means the campaign is getting tighter.
Tighter. Tighter, damnit. Tighter, tighter, tighter. TIGHTER!! Tighter infinity. Tighter infinity plus one. Tighter infinity plus infinity. Tighter infinity to the infinity power. And more determined staff, too.
Tighter.
Tightened Update: No campaign in history has ever gotten tighter more times than this campaign. This campaign has tightened more times than we have turned a corner in the stock market / Iraq. The movie about this campaign will be "Remember The Tightening." The team mascot is the Tampa Bay Tightening. The theme song is Tighter and Tighter by Soundgarden. The workout video is Buns of Steel. Girl, we couldn't get much tighter. Come on baby, tight my fire.