Eating Liberally Food For Thought

by: Living Liberally

Mon Aug 13, 2007 at 19:11


MEET THE COSMO GIRL CARNIVORE: IS RED MEAT RED HOT?
by Kerry Trueman, Eating Liberally
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You don't win friends with salad," according to Homer Simpson. Or lovers, if an article in Thursday's New York Times is to be believed.

Ordering a salad on a date might make you seem "vapid and uninteresting," one woman told reporter Allen Salkin. Choosing a steak or burger, apparently, suggests that you're a fascinating woman of substance, and conveys the message that you're "unpretentious and down to earth and unneurotic," the woman added. Not like all those phony fancypants foaming-at-the-mouth vegetarians, I guess.

The New York Times has cleverly decided to play both sides of the carnivore/herbivore culture war, tossing this bouquet to beef eaters just two weeks after giving the cow huggers a big bear hug on the cover of the Dining Out section. This article, by contrast, ran on the front page of the Styles section, whose stock in trade is thin, shallow articles about thin, shallow people. Alas, Salkin knows just how to get my free-range, grass-fed goat.

The eye-catching title-"Be Yourselves, Girls, Order the Rib-Eye"-was guaranteed to please the stock brokers who love livestock and the well-shod fillies who vie to be their brood mares. And equally sure to rile up the vegan/feminist/environmentalist crowd, whose huffing and puffing no doubt helped propel this weightless piece of fluff right to the top of the New York Times' "most-e-mailed" list where it sits as I write this.

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I just couldn't sit here and let vegetables be vilified like that, for one thing. What was more annoying about this article? The weird, retrograde mindset of the women who order plates to please their dates? The hatchet job on herbivores? The slander of salads? The notion that flaunting a flank steak makes you a maverick?

Look, I'm a meat-eater, myself, and though I do my best to steer clear of factory farmed steers, I'm not a purist. I had a non-grass-fed burger at the Teamsters cookout last week at Yearly Kos (OK, full disclosure, I ate a hotdog, too - and so did Marion Nestle, who practices what she preaches-moderation!) But I'd rather be a conscientious carnivore and get my burgers and dogs from Hawthorne Valley and Fleisher's, who offer organic, humanely raised meats.

Salkin serves up beef as a badge of honor, but stewing in those steak juices is a growing stigma attached to consuming factory farmed meat, because (a) it's loaded with heart-hazardous saturated fats (grass-fed meats, by contrast, contain good fats), and (b) our meat-centric diet is chewing up the planet, spewing greenhouse gases, ravaging rain forests, and miring us in manure lagoons.

So, go ahead and order that sexy, Diet-for-a-Small-Minded Planet steak or burger, but don't miss the big picture, which is not so hot. If you want to have your steak and eat it, too, the grass-fed beef is greener. Is humane meat an oxymoron? I'm not sure, but it's surely the lesser of two evils. As the herbivores at Herbivore say, Eat Like You Give a Damn. Of course, they also say there's no such thing as humane meat. Lead us not into tempeh-tation!


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Well, Cosmo may think so, (0.00 / 0)
...but waitstaff seem to disagree.

I am a man, and an omnivore (these days), but I generally prefer light fare at lunchtime. I have had at least three meals with women (not dates, just meals - usually university department-mates who are probably not trying terribly hard to impress me) in the last year in which I ordered a salad, and my companion ordered burgers. Without fail the meat is delivered to me. The waitstaff, to their credit I suppose, are usually fairly embarrassed, conscious of having gendered us pretty hard. This is the Bay Area; people are generally aware of that sort of thing.

Is Cosmo claiming that meat-eating is gender-bending? Because that would be a very interesting claim.


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