Washington, D.C. (FNN)-In a move some are describing as a "news dump" timed to coincide with the attention being paid to President Obama's foreign trip, the Justice Department announced the Administration's plans to introduce legislation to legalize and regulate the manufacture, sales, possession, and use of what are today legally known as Schedule I drugs.
Additionally, Schedule II through Schedule V drugs will be made available to adult members of the public at their request, with a doctor's prescription no longer being required before such drugs can be dispensed.
The drugs being "legalized" through this legislation would include marijuana, LSD, heroin, cocaine, and ecstasy; also included will be all pharmaceutical drugs currently under restricted distribution: among those are Xanax, OxyContin, and Viagra.
The AIG Bonus Scandal having been disposed of for the moment, Congress is all a-flitter, all of a sudden, about the new "Greatest Threat To The American Way Of Life In All Of World History Of The Week"...and this week the threat is The Mexican Drug War.
The Mexican Drug Cartels, Senator Joe Lieberman told us in a March 25th hearing, are the number one organized crime threat we face in America today.
The violence, we are told, is beginning to affect America's National Security...and unless I'm mistaken, Congress is looking to spin up for some sort of action that might range from sending thousands of troops to the US Southwest-and beyond-to going after users in the US "by any means necessary" to perhaps even getting all "Jack Bauer" on some Mexicans who would, presumably, have some useful information.
Although no one's discussed it yet, we will probably hear someone even propose sending cartel leaders to Guantanamo (Michelle Bachman...I'm thinking of you...).
However, there is another way to disarm these dangerous cartels...and history tells us it works.
So Congress, before you go passing some "warrantless wiretapping for drugs" 4th Amendment exception, allow me to suggest that instead of a drug war, what we really need...is a drug peace.