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McCain's Secret Plan for the "Internets" Leaked to Press

by: Living Liberally

Tue Jul 01, 2008 at 17:00

Laughing Liberally To Keep From Crying
by Lee Camp

Look men, enough pussy-footing around (more pussy than footing for some of you!) The biggest problem I face is my age. And there are 2 areas where my age is clear to the public-

1) My lack of knowledge about the internets.

2) Little pieces of food stuck to my face.

Problem #2 is easy  - we hire someone to make sure my face is free of schumutz or chutzpah or whatever the Jews call it. But Problem #1 is harder. We have to prove I know my way around the intertrode. Here are some ways we can do that:

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