Look men, enough pussy-footing around (more pussy than footing for some of you!) The biggest problem I face is my age. And there are 2 areas where my age is clear to the public-
1) My lack of knowledge about the internets.
2) Little pieces of food stuck to my face.
Problem #2 is easy - we hire someone to make sure my face is free of schumutz or chutzpah or whatever the Jews call it. But Problem #1 is harder. We have to prove I know my way around the intertrode. Here are some ways we can do that: