The highly networked clusterfuck conservative speaks

by: Paul Rosenberg

Fri Dec 10, 2010 at 15:00


At Dkos, DemFromCT highlights the latest David Brooks inanity (which is just the sort of drivel that Obama loves to scarf up, and why not?--since Brooksies' column is headlined,"Obama's Very Good Week"):

Over the past week we've seen the big differences between cluster liberals and network liberals. Cluster liberals (like cluster conservatives) view politics as a battle between implacable opponents. As a result, they believe victory is achieved through maximum unity. Psychologically, they tend to value loyalty and solidarity. They tend to angle toward situations in which philosophical lines are clearly drawn and partisan might can be bluntly applied.

Network liberals share the same goals and emerge from the same movement. But they tend to believe - the nation being as diverse as it is and the Constitution saying what it does - that politics is a complex jockeying of ideas and interests. They believe progress is achieved by leaders savvy enough to build coalitions.

Psychologically, network liberals are comfortable with weak ties; they are comfortable building relationships with people they disagree with.

This contrast is not between lefties and moderates. It's a contrast between different theories of how politics is done.

Now, you may ask, WTF is a "networked liberal" a "cluster liberal" and all that jazz?  And the answer is simple: it's drivel, just pure drivel.  A "network liberal" is just another way to say "unprincipled corporate dealmaker selling out the Democratic base" while pretending not to mean "unprincipled corporate dealmaker selling out the Democratic base".  "Cluster liberal" means DFH.  He tries to make it sounds much more elevated, but in his braindead Democrats eat arugula/Republicans eat lettuce kind of way:

Over the past week we've seen the big differences between cluster liberals and network liberals. Cluster liberals (like cluster conservatives) view politics as a battle between implacable opponents. As a result, they believe victory is achieved through maximum unity. Psychologically, they tend to value loyalty and solidarity. They tend to angle toward situations in which philosophical lines are clearly drawn and partisan might can be bluntly applied.

Network liberals share the same goals and emerge from the same movement. But they tend to believe - the nation being as diverse as it is and the Constitution saying what it does - that politics is a complex jockeying of ideas and interests. They believe progress is achieved by leaders savvy enough to build coalitions.

Psychologically, network liberals are comfortable with weak ties; they are comfortable building relationships with people they disagree with.


[Update: Oops!] Oaktown Girl is right! Reading Brooksie turned my brain to mush so fast I didn't realize I'd pasted the wrong clip there.  It was a clip with ellipses, I remember that much. But the longer I looked at the original the more confused I became (the famed "Brooksie effect") while at the same time the more different things wrong I saw that I wanted to comment on (the "Brooksie counter-effect").  So, in the end, all I can say is "Opps!" again.

Notice what's totally absent from this opium dream: any foundation whatsoever in reality.  No mention whatsoever that conservatives all believe in the cluster approach, that that sort of tribalism is, indeed, quite close to the heart of the very definition of conservatism, whilst the exact opposite is true of liberals, whose creed is that of ever-expanding inclusion.

The term "cluster liberal" is but the latest in an endless stream of locutions devised to attack liberals on any occasion when they get riled up enough to show signs of political cohesion that might actually result in them winning some sort of political victory commensurate with the overwhelming popularity and commonsense viability of their ideas.

In contrast, a "cluster conservative" believes in cutting taxes to zero so that the government revenues go to infinity and killing every Moslem or Arab in retaliation for 9/11--and every American who doesn't agree with them (not necessarily in that order).  Hence the revised name, "clusterfuck conservative."  

And, of course, "network conservatives" ala Brooksie, are folks who lie about what clusterfuck conservatives are up to. (Kill the gays?  Who said "Kill the gays?")  But they also lie about everyone and everything else as well. Such as:

  • "Network liberals share the same goals and emerge from the same movement [as cluster liberals]" In the sense that the Heritage Foundation's RomneyCare is the same as Medicare for all, or arresting Julian Assange is the same as arresting Dick Cheney.  Or that balancing the budget by destroying the New Deal is the same as balancing the budget by destroying corporate oligopoly.
  • Or "But they ["network liberals"] tend to believe - the nation being as diverse as it is and the Constitution saying what it does - that politics is a complex jockeying of ideas and interests.  In other words, "36 is the new 60" -- so long as Republicans are the 36!

Somewhere out there, there's a PhD. thesis waiting to be written on the role of Brooksie's political discourse in the downfall of the American Republic.  Unfortunately, it's not going to be written for another 2,000 years or so.  If global warming turns out to be bad enough, make that 3,000.

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Brooks, Smooks. Paul, PLS post a story about Sander's filibuster! (4.00 / 1)
That ole battlescared veteran gives the speech of his life, ounting out EVERYTHINGT that's wrong in the US today. We at OL shoudl pay our respect to this, really! Decency demands that.

Pls post a story abut this, Paul. The livefeed is at http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-...


Well, they don't call him Obama's (4.00 / 3)
favorite pundit for nothing. He says Ted Kennedy was a network liberal: I'm sure he would've loved this deal.


You're a Better Man than I (4.00 / 4)
I've never been able to read David Brooks past his first column which compelled me to email him and ask, "How can you look yourself in the mirror?" In other words, reading Brooks drives me to pointless distraction.

It's also interesting Brooks makes no mention of plutocracies, oligarchies, fascism, state sponsored torture and murder, all ideas millenia old that are probably more germane to what we're experiencing as a society.


This is just one more time that David Brooks (4.00 / 2)
writes what he thinks is the "reasonable" analysis of Democratic vs GOP relations.  If you watch Brooks/Shields on PBS you become use to this drivel and accept it as better than listening to Limbaugh or Beck.  But a toothache is still a toothache even when you take the Vicodin. I'm mildly amused that you would use your spare time reading him.  He frequently tells the story of Buckley hiring him out of college, but for the life of me I could never understand what Buckley saw in him.  

"Oh. My. God. .... We're doomed." -- Paul Krugman
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It Was Just There (4.00 / 1)
In the DKos pundit roundup. And "clusterfuck conservative" seemed such an obvious edit, and....  Well, really, the thought that this may well be what Obama himself is thinking (him being such a fav with Obama and all).

But I definitely don't plan to make a habit out of it.

He frequently tells the story of Buckley hiring him out of college, but for the life of me I could never understand what Buckley saw in him.

Dwindling options.  That's what Buckley saw.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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They seem to have identical EEG readouts. (0.00 / 0)
this may well be what Obama himself is thinking

Nothing wrong with a little prison yard initiation on the population.  As long as you use vaseline

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Brook Shields became a good comedic actress. (4.00 / 1)
Brooks/Shields is just a joke.

Educate, Agitate, Organize, Mobilize, Act!


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Brook Shield? What About The Lake Sword? (0.00 / 0)


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The best analysts the corporations (0.00 / 0)
can buy for the PBS.

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yeah thanks for reading this and writing about it (4.00 / 2)
god knows i wasn't about to, so i'm sincerely grateful that  someone took the bullet for all of us and reported back...

is it me or does he mean to be deliberately and nonsensically obtuse?


that's the question (0.00 / 0)
is he trying to be clever or disruptive/stop progress?  this, in fact, always seems to be the question with the center-right.  

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re: brooks (4.00 / 1)
is he trying to be clever or disruptive/stop progress?

of course stop progress using some centrist bs


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Centrist politics is kinda like Stargate Atlantis (0.00 / 0)
They just kind of pop in and out of alternate realities.  Beam me up Scotty!

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You Make It Sound Much More Exciting Than It Actually Is (0.00 / 0)
More like Father Knows Best, I'd say.  The same answer to everything, no matter what.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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what if he's just an idiot? (0.00 / 0)
how does one tell?

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Nailed It: (4.00 / 3)
The term "cluster liberal" is but the latest in an endless stream of locutions devised to attack liberals on any occasion when they get riled up enough to show signs of political cohesion that might actually result in them winning some sort of political victory commensurate with the overwhelming popularity and commonsense viability of their ideas.

But it's even worse than that. Forget about potential political victory. The full frontal attack on liberals occurs even if we're merely on the verge of potentially influencing the conversation. God forbid one of the Versailles pundits should be cornered into having to answer a legitimate question or address a legitimate issue instead of just reaffirming Beltway talking points and hippy punching.

Edit note - Paul, those two blockquotes in your post contain virtually identical text. I'm too sleep deprived to know if that's intentional, or if you might want to change it.    


Contagious Confusion! (4.00 / 2)
You're right, Oaktown Girl.  Reading Brooksie infected me with confusion much faster than I was aware of.  Going back again to try to re-create the passage I had intended to use for the second clip (one with ellipses that DID overlap some with the first quote) only lead to my becoming much more confused than I originally had been, however, not to mention much more pissed off with other stupid things Brooksie had said that I had somehow managed to keep from thinking about too much the first time around.  So, in the end, I despaired of fixing it.

The ancients used to search for the "universal solvent". I never could understand why, though, since if you ever found it, you couldn't keep it in anything, it would just eat it's way all the way down to the center of the earth, dissolving everything it came into contact with.

Well, Brooksie's writing is the closest thing to the universal solvent I've ever encountered.  

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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