Morning No: No Snappy Comeback

by: Natasha Chart

Mon Apr 12, 2010 at 07:20


- Eeriest thing about the Polish presidential plane crash: "It was carrying a delegation to a ceremony to commemorate the Soviet massacre of more than 20,000 members of Poland's elite officer corps 70 years ago."

- Massey Energy, parent company of the Upper Big Branch mine where an explosion killed 29 miners last week, deliberately undercuts union coal producers and keeps unions out of its facilities, recently with CEO Don Blankenship personally leading the drive to bust a union that 70 percent of the UBB workers had wanted as recently as three years ago: "By 1988, Massey had sold or closed 18 of 23 Massey facilities with unions, Smith said. The company ended up with five facilities where the UMWA represented the workers. Of the five, the UMWA now represents workers in only two, which are coal processing plants, [Phil Smith, a United Mine Workers spokesman,] said."

- Obama may indeed be an economic corporatist, just like his predecessors, but hey, at least he isn't running the place like Columbia, the country the Tea Partiers may be thinking of when they talk about the US: "During Uribe's tenure, 2.5 million Colombians became refugees in their own country, displaced either by the guerrillas or paramilitarism. ...  As of last year, 48,000 government officials, including 800 mayors and 30 governors, were being investigated for corruption."

- The Dawn Johnsen nomination, a whodunit: "So, it was not Ben Nelson who killed the nomination of Dawn Johnsen, nor was it Arlen Specter or Senate Republicans."

- With this Sarah Palin quote, I can't decide if it should get made into an ad for Democrats or if it would actually have the effect she thinks it will: "... what's wrong with being the party of no? We're the party of hell no!''

- Shorter, the Tea Party: "Seriously, if the shiftless welfare queens would just stop stealing all this money from hardworking white people, we wouldn't have all these problems. I don't see why all everyone always jumps to the conclusion that it has anything to do with race."

- Least surprising thing you'll read all day: "Glenn Beck is engaged in a carefully orchestrated performance that, if taken to its logical end, can only end up in tragedy."

- And perhaps the second least surprising, from an article about the low chances of getting a binding international climate deal this year: "Analyses show pledges in Copenhagen are not likely to keep the global average temperature rise below 2C (3.6F)."

- Earthworms form herds: "A modelling study then showed that, by using touch alone, up to 40 earthworms could follow each other in a similar way, explaining how herds of the animals preferred to move together into one chamber in the initial experiments."

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Jeeze! (0.00 / 0)
I knew earthworms formed herds when I was like 4 or 5 years old.

Is field biology really easier than punditry?

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


It is the scientific process as run by human beings with a small budget (4.00 / 2)
Anecdotal observations are nice, but not all that useful in the actual practice of statistically relevant and well-controlled inquiries.

Field biologists studying earthworms are, unfortunately, not a very high funding priority, so it took 40 or 50 years for someone to formalize what you noted as a small child. I'm way beyond surprised by this situation.

Such is life in a morally bankrupt empire where blowing uncounted $ on developing better and more effective ways to bump each other off is considered "prudent", and understanding the squirming little partners with which we share this planet is considered "wasteful".


"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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All the cutting edge work with earthworms (4.00 / 3)
in the last 25 years has been conducted by the underground marijuana industry.



This is a Test of the Emergency Free Speech System. This is only a Test. In an actual Free Speech Emergency, I'll be locked up.


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Good point (0.00 / 0)
they don't publish ;)

"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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I want you writing a lot more please. (0.00 / 0)
Insight humour and real knowledge. Not published yet, but soon I'm sure, and useful too.

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The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky


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Cutting Edge... Earthworms (0.00 / 0)
the pictures in my mind are not at all pretty.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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It's A JOKE, Son! (0.00 / 0)
Though I had a pretty mean insect collection several years later, so don't go thinking I feel no kinship to the folks I'm joshing on.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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Comedy and tragedy are well connected (0.00 / 0)


"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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Well, They're Certainly Not Isolated Phenomena (0.00 / 0)
And neither are earthworms!

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3

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I like nematodes (0.00 / 0)
Some accomplish quite a bit without a central nervous system. A cautionary tale.

"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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Plants Do It Without A Nervous System At All (0.00 / 0)
And slime molds... not even a multi-cellular organism.

It does sort of make us look like under-achievers.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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Plants don't move (in general) (0.00 / 0)
Slime molds don't know from apoptosis to save their lives.

Humans are like all animals. We are just what we are. At some level anyway. Considering what string of unlikely events had to take place just to make this spandrel of a conversation possible, "under-achieving" does not seem appropriate.

Or maybe I'm projecting.  

"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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Venus Fly Traps? (0.00 / 0)
C'mon!

This animal chauvinism is quite unbecoming for you.

"You know what they say -- those of us who fail history... doomed to repeat it in summer school." -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 6, Episode 3


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Never seen one walk, run, or fly (4.00 / 1)
(Just one time, and THAT was definitely an uncontrolled experiment!)

I should have been more precise: plants rarely ambulate.

I'll give plants their due, however, they tend to do very well tolerating polyploidy - hell, some of them cary 4 or 8 times their own DNA complement - still they make blooms.

Humans get, like, one extra chromosome, and we're messed up for life.  

"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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The ableism in that Beck piece is actually pretty horrific. (4.00 / 4)
Lines like, "A schizoid raving street loon tends to command attention purely for the freak show curiosity of passers by, yet the nonsense is rarely taken seriously" don't really reconcile with Cesca's plea that, "the lives are real." First of all, if you've ever talked to a schizoid, they actually have quite a bit of insight. They're disproportionately intelligent. But, secondly, even if they weren't, it's our putative job as progressives to put unqualified valuation of human life, even when the lives do not happen to resemble our own. Thirdly, given that over a fourth of individuals with severe mental illness are likely to be victims of violent crime, this isn't an abstract discussion. When you cast human beings as freak shows that are aberrant to the rest of us (well, the rest of you, given that I have a severe mental illness, albeit a treatable one,)it has real consequences. The lives are indeed real, or at least they are if they don't succumb to the statistics that show that the severely mentally ill are six more times likely to be murdered. What was that you were saying about rhetoric ending in tragedy?

And, because I'm pretty unsympathetic to this sort of stuff, I would add that if Cesca's going to cast certain individuals as full of useless drivel, he should really be writing more original pieces himself. There's not a terrific amount of new insight in the idea that Beck's a showman whose performances stir up unhealthy results. If I'm going to be told that, as a severely mentally ill person, my words are useless then, you know, it's sort of incumbent upon him to show that there's a reasonable amount of unique value to his own.


Fair enough (4.00 / 1)
Thanks for pointing all of that out.

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It saddens me (0.00 / 0)
but I have met more than a few people that still consider Glen Beck to be an unbiased journalist that "tells it like it is". For some this:

There's not a terrific amount of new insight in the idea that Beck's a showman whose performances stir up unhealthy results.

actually IS news, or "fightin' words", even. I realize that it does not appear that Mr. Beck needs our help in undermining his message - but he does. Everywhere and all the time. We need something like a "Left Wing Noise Machine" constantly beating the pop cultural drum that these people are clowns and hired performers. Nothing they do is even remotely related to journalism.


"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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I thinki its a great job that you point out correctly that Beck needs taking down, despite the difficulty. (0.00 / 0)
And I agee, I also agree with sb that while Glen Beck acts  like he is in the throws of unmedicated psychosis, and his ideas and message are dangerously crazy, zealotry without care for outcome, wishing for violence in retribution of untrue unfounded and made-up crimes, a festival of angry slaughter like an "auto-da-fé" perhaps you develop the best wording, perhaps in conjunction with sb.

I am not being sarcastic.

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The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky


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By any means necessary (0.00 / 0)


"It sounds wrong...
     ...but its right."


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"Hell, no!" (4.00 / 1)
I can't decide if it should get made into an ad for Democrats or if it would actually have the effect she thinks it will

I think it could be edited into a very effective ad -- pose various questions like, "Should Americans who have lost their jobs in the worst recession in 60 years receive an extension of their unemployment coverage?" Followed by Palin yelling, "Hell no!"

"Should a woman who's had breast cancer or a child with juvenile diabetes have access to affordable health coverage?"  "Hell, no!"

"Should we stop the big banks and credit card companies from preying on consumers with deceptive lending practices and endangering our economy through reckless speculation?"  "Hell no!"

The questions could probably be phrased more pithily by someone with experience writing political ads, but the concept ought to work.

"A fantasy is not even a wish, much less an act.  There is no such thing as a culpable or shameful fantasy."  -----Lady Sally McGee


Reg climate change : (0.00 / 0)
US cancels aid to Ecuador, Bolivia since they failed to agree to the crappy deal stuck at Copenhagen.Last item in the link :
http://www.democracynow.org/20...

How come Venezuela was left out?  


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