We all know that Republicans live in the past. What century is never completely clear, but it's not the 21st, and not even the second half of the 20th. But tonight, Barack Obama joined them by making temporal consusion a bipartisan enterprise, in which America is the only democracy on earth!
So, what time is it? 18th Century? 19th Century? Alternative past history in which Britain didn't exist?
It's no secret that those of us here tonight have had our differences over the last two years. The debates have been contentious; we have fought fiercely for our beliefs. And that's a good thing. That's what a robust democracy demands. That's what helps set us apart as a nation....
We should have no illusions about the work ahead of us. Reforming our schools; changing the way we use energy; reducing our deficit - none of this is easy. All of it will take time. And it will be harder because we will argue about everything. The cost. The details. The letter of every law.
Of course, some countries don't have this problem. If the central government wants a railroad, they get a railroad - no matter how many homes are bulldozed. If they don't want a bad story in the newspaper, it doesn't get written.
And yet, as contentious and frustrating and messy as our democracy can sometimes be, I know there isn't a person here who would trade places with any other nation on Earth.